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  • ryanestradadotcom:

    I have had the honor of working on two different comics projects with Don Hertzfeldt. Flight, and Fusion Future. But this is the story of my first interaction with the man.

    (via exhibit-no-restraint)

    Jan 06 2019
  • softestvirgil:

    strangelingincarnate:

    Me anytime someone trusts me enough to let me know they’re not comfortable talking about certain things or using certain language:

    image

    Yes 100%.

    (via html-lee)

    Jan 06 2019
  • nottmythical:

    gazoinks:

    scientificphilosopher:

    A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

    [x]

    Philosophy: Solved

    I’ve never laughed so hard 

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    Jan 06 2019
  • beyoncescock:
“find me this guy
”

    beyoncescock:

    find me this guy

    (via mascmalfunction)

    Jan 06 2019
  • zombeesknees:

    mulderscullyinthetardis:

    Martin Sheen & Michael J. Fox in ‘The American President’, written by Aaron Sorkin [1995]

    #I love when MJF gets incensed and shouty be he’s so small and earnest and I get emotional

    (via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 05 2019
  • sespursongles:

    just-shower-thoughts:

    People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

    I gave my mum Alexandra Horowitz’s On Looking: Eleven Walks Through Expert Eyes for her birthday this year, it’s a book that revolves around this idea: the author invites 11 specialists in different things to walk around a boring city block with her one after the other so they can point out to her the things they see, that she doesn’t notice. There’s an expert in typography talking about what the variety of fonts on urban signs can tell you about the city’s history, an entomologist pointing out all the urban insects no one pays attention to, a geologist, a sound engineer…

    (via glowinthedarkyoyo)

    Jan 04 2019
  • painfog:

    hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

    (via theoriginalspike)

    Jan 04 2019
  • emanuel987654:

    tondelaya-della-ventimiglia:

    zerocalpal:

    thecrimsoncodex:

    rinoftrash:

    Never scroll past

    Listen up bitches, you’d better reblog this.

    This needs so many more notes than it has.

    THIS IS SO IMPORTANT PLEASE REBLOG

    image

    If you can’t reblog this, get the fuck off my blog.

    (Source: sixpenceee, via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 04 2019
  • symmetra:

    they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

    (via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 03 2019
  • vio1315:

    radiantsolstice:

    ryantherabbit:

    king-crescendo:

    kintatsujo:

    gayforbagels:

    brianadeshe:

    annakie:

    micdotcom:

    Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

    At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

    They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

    So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

    I got what I asked for.

    If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

    You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

    Because this is crucially important

    Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

    It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

    Important

    Fuck.

    If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA

    jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks

    @salty-sheep

    Since I remember you speaking of this

    (Source: mic.com, via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 03 2019
  • (Source: chrishallbeck, via oneknightincamelot)

    Jan 03 2019
  • thatgirlwiththememes:

    image

    (via oxford-comma-queen)

    Jan 03 2019
  • moonpaw:

    Where the hell is my phone????

    *shakes blankets one by one*

    Thunk

    There it is

    (via doctortay)

    Jan 03 2019
  • summary of the harry potter series

    poedamvron:

    harry: guys something’s up

    everyone: ah u’re just paranoid

    voldemort: hello children time for death

    (via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 03 2019
  • (Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via lzbthwlsn)

    Jan 03 2019